today

today was a day. quite a day in fact.
today i got pooped on. not just any poop, oh no. it was a projectile poop.
quite a sight to behold really. this little being with a poop shooting out of him, toward me.
shocking.
i laughed. hard. so hard that i couldn't do anything when he started to pee all over me.
classy, classy little guy.

and then tonight, the day just got better.
he ate. and ate. and ate. and i patted him on the back.
and then i heard it. a gurgle sound in his stomache. and then he looked at me and opened his mouth and
vomit.
all over him, and me and our poor couch that might never recover from this little addition to our home.
and this time i felt so bad cause it got all over his little precious face and up his nose.
so sad. and he cried the most pathetic cry i have ever heard come out of his adorable little mouth.

quite the day indeed.

and i wouldn't trade it for anything.