Showing posts with label ouch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ouch. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2011

up hill both ways

you know how people like to pretend like things were hard "back in the old days"?
you know, they'd walk to school, up hill both ways?
fact: i ran a race that was literally up hill both ways.
literally.
doesn't make sense?

the race was a loop.
around  a street in salt lake.
the first third was up hill.
then down around a loop, then back up then back down to the end.

but i did it.

up hill both ways.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

letters

dear weather:
please decide what you're going to do. snow, or don't snow... just pick one.

dear graduate school:
please just pick me. i don't want to find you... can't you just do all that work instead?

dear walmart:
you really aren't as bad as i think you are... i just don't like some of the people that come in. or working in general. not your fault.

dear summer time:
COME NOW

dear computer chair:
this morning when you broke when i sat on you, it hurt. so just for that, i'm going to put you in the garbage can. HA

dear pink nail polish:

love.
:D

dear adam:
missing you

dear husband:
you make my heart happy.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

(owie)

Dear Bed:
Why did you do this to me?I wasn't being mean... I just wanted to get you put back together!

You know, the rolley part just doesn't work on one of these:
After all the times we have spent together: cuddling, resting, being lazy, reading books, playing games and listening to music, I would have thought you would be nicer to me.

Alas, I see now that we are involved in a love/hate relationship.

Perhaps tonight we can once again become friends.

Love, Emily