what a real housewife does...

sometimes i get bored when husband is at work and i'm home alone at night. sometimes i might have nothing better to do than to watch tv that is totally mindless and silly. sometimes i might watch the oxygen channel which runs shows like "the real housewives of atlanta." sometimes i might do that. and sometimes i might really wish i had someone to tell my thoughts to while watching said guilty pleasure. and then i realize i have a blog and what better place than that? none. thats where. so if you've never watched this show before don't worry, you aren't missing anything at all. but basically it follows six or seven over-privilaged, rich women who live in various cities (l.a., washinton d.c., atlanta, new jersey). its hilariously ridiculous. they don't live in the real world, which is probably what makes it so funny for me to watch.

(hahahahaha aren't they so classy? hahahahaha)

 

why can't your adorable little girl get a baseball chair? or that football one? thats so cute!!!!

my running thoughts upon watching "the real housewives of atlanta"

ne-ne: "shut up! chicks from the hood don't know who they pregnant by but know when they baby comin'"
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what full grown women go bra shopping together and show them off together?

ha sheree. you're a lady? try you're a gold digger.

oh my. this conversation is our of control.

i want to be a black lady. they are good fun.

a gucci diaper bag? are you serious? so what do you do when baby pukes on your leather bag? i think you
might kill your baby. that purchase sounds liek child abuse waiting to happen. seriously.

holy moly kandy... your hair is crazy. and waaay to red for  an older lady to be sporting.

is she crying? she has had too much surgery... you can't see emotion on that face. crazy lady.

oh my gosh. she can't sing at all. please stop now.

thats all i got. once again... sorry if you haven't ever seen the show, but like i said. so. bored. right now.

oh and i'm still pregnant in case you were wondering. not that i was expecting the baby or anything, we're still over two weeks out from my due date but i still am. and i think he is breaking one of my ribs. literally. breaking it. it hurts all the way around my middle. so hopefully that isn't happening.