do you ever

really really really really want to swallow your gum because it seems like it would feel good? yeah... i had that problem yesterday.

don't worry, i didn't swallow it cause if i would have, there would have been a gum monster growing in my stomach and then it would get so big that it would try to escape.

does anyone remember the slime monster from ghostwriter? you know the one who would say "i'm burning mad! i'm steaming mad!"

well i do. and thats what i was afraid would start growing in my tummy. and that would have been bad because i used to have an overactive imagination and i would think that the slime monster was underneath my bed and that his head was going to come up over the edge where my head was and his arms would wrap up around the sides of my bed and grab me. it was terrifying. if you don't know what the slime monster was, he was a creature that was made out of gum and if he got hot, then he got bigger. i think the ghostwriter team finally got rid of him by spraying him with corn syrup or something like that... i don't really remember. here is a picture just so you can experience the scary-ness.